This Body Builder Loves Shoving Drugs Up His Bum Bum To Try And Sneak Into Jail

Daily Mail - A young bodybuilder has been sentenced after he was caught smuggling drugs into prison inside his anal cavity for the second time.

Christos Panagakos, 25, was caught when the ice and Valium fell out of his bum during a search on his way to Capricornia Correctional Centre via Mackay Watch-house in Queensland on July 27.

He had been sentenced for a previous offence the same day and had the drugs concealed inside his body during sentencing, The Morning Bulletin reported.

Panagakos fronted Mackay Magistrates Court via videolink from prison on Wednesday and was sentenced to four months jail for his latest offence.

It was also revealed in court Panagakos was caught for a similar offence at Ipswich police station in July, 2015, when he smuggled a bag of drugs inside his anal cavity.

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Put on douchey sunglasses if you love to stick drugs up your butt!

Wonderful!

I actually respect the hell out of Christos Panagakos. The big guy lives to do two things and two things only: lift weights and put drugs up his behind. He eats, drinks, and sleeps arm day and meth up his poop shoot. Nothing will get in the way of those two things, save for a quick trip to the tattoo parlor, of course. But besides that, it’s all pull ups, deadlifts, and crack cocaine for our guy.

It’s great because this latest time was his second time shoving drugs up his butt for the love of the game.

Defence solicitor Mark Williams said Panagakos regretted his behaviour.

‘He instructs the reason why he did what he did was simply to reduce his stress and anxiety about going to prison,’ Mr Williams said.

He had the jitters! Duh! So what did you expect him to do? Isn’t that what everyone does? It’s a tradition as old as time itself, whenever you’re nervous- before your kindergarten play, before your first homecoming dance, before your finals in college, and before your presentation to the client that could make or break the fiscal year, you stick a valium/blue sky cocktail up your butt. He just so happened to be going to jail, but he still trusted the process. Awful luck that his drugs fell out twice. Needs to get a tighter bum bum. Ironically, jail might not be the place to work on that, funny how the world works like that.